Attorney general to face questions in Fast and...
In Washington, the Attorney General is facing questions about Fast and the Furious, I think.
Mom who shot kids, self denied food stamps
Headline in Texas, “Mom who shot kids, self denied food stamps”. I probably have the order of events wrong.
Seeking work? Alligator hunters wanted
Headline in Orlando, “Seeking work? Alligator hunters wanted”. I may have the details wrong.
A Model. Idiot.
Fashion model and fashion website editor Lauren Scruggs stepped into the path of a spinning airplane propeller. There’s no real way to polish that turd. Friends say she may have been waving to the pilot for a job well done. Instead, she lost her left hand and possibly her eye. Let’s recap, this idiot WALKED INTO A SPINNING PROPELLER. Those things aren’t exactly subtle. In...